Back in early November, we wrote about a set of Christmas tree ornaments that depicted politicians dressed up like wrestlers. They were fun: each had a really clever and appropriate alias, and to be honest I’m surprised more people didn’t discuss them. The makers of those, Yee-Haw Industries, have just released this Presidential Heavyweight Championship Wrestling Match poster, using the same concept as the ornaments. The lineup promises a “night of broken dreams and fractured hips,” and features a main event of John “The McCainiac” McCain vs. Barack “The Terrorist Fist Jabber” Obama. Also, like the last time around, they’re offering a vice presidential version. Check that one (Pandemonium on the Potomac) out here. I think we can all agree that we’d love to see something like this actually happen. No more meetings and vetoes and arguments, let’s just strap boxing gloves on these guys and encourage them beat the shit out of each other.

The print is one-of-a-kind, measures 30″ x 42,” and costs $250.00 — Purchase

The Players:
LOSER LEAVE TOWN MATCH
John “The McCainiac” McCain
Barack “The Terrorist Fist Jabber” Obama

CAGE MATCH
Al “The Hanging Chad” Gore
Dick “The Heart Attack Kid” Cheney

GRUDGE MATCH
Vladimir Rootin’ Tootin’ Putin
Hillary “The Crusher” Clinton

INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP TAG TEAM MATCH
George “The Decider” Bush
Don “The Neo-Con Crippler” Rumsfield
Hugo “The Devil Smeller” Chavez
Arnold “The Republicanator” Schwarzenegger

TEXAS DEATH MATCH
Howard “On You Like The Clap” Dean
Mitt “The Shit” Romney

TAG TEAM SHAVED HEAD MATCH
Condi “Secretary of Straight” Rice
Cindi “Mrs. Buffalo Chip” McCain
Michelle “Tell It To Yo’ Mama” Obama
Nancy “The Dribbler” Pelosi

SIX MAN BATTLE ROYALE
THE SNAKE CHARMERS
Henry “Puppet Master” Kissinger
Bill “The Postman” Clinton
Ralph “I’ll Stomp Your Balls” Nader

THE BELTWAY WIND BAGS
Sean “Hey who farted” Hannity
James “I think somebody stepped on a duck” Carville
Rush “Did somebody order takeout?” Limbaugh