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Never Has an Article of Clothing Been Such a Surefire Female Repellent

December 8th, 2009 · Comments
by Quincy Moore

In an obvious attempt to appeal to a younger, hipper, more fashion-forward demographic, Lucasfilm has collaborated with New Era to release a series of Star Wars-inspired 59Fifty baseball caps. The geekdom includes 20 variations–everything from the classic Star Wars logo to Yoda to the ridiculous Chewbacca version.

They went on sale yesterday, and range in price from $80.00-$100.00. Head over to New Era Japan to pick one up, and to ensure you’ll never get laid again. Unless you do, in which case you’ve found your soul mate. Mazel tov!

Check out seven individual hats, including Darth Vader and C-3PO, after the break.

Classic Logo — $80.00 — Purchase

C-3PO — $80.00 — Purchase

R2-D2 — $80.00 — Purchase

Yoda — $80.00 — Purchase

Chewbacca — $104.00 — Purchase

Jabba the Hutt — $80.00 — Purchase

Darth Vader — $80.00 — Purchase

[Via High Snobiety]

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Tags: Things That Might Be Art · What

  • Oh so wrong... all of these hats are firmly in my bank
  • jailbreakcollective
    ladies, ladies. i'm all for dissent, so thanks. i apologize if you think my headline was off point, and i do agree some of these less flashy hats might possibly turn you on. i was simply remarking on the fact that the majority of woman a.) don't wear fitted baseball caps and b.) would probably never fuck a guy if he were adorned with a chewbacca hat. like i said, if it gets you laid then you've found your soul mate. to each his, or i guess her, own...
  • Asher
    What?! A female repellent? PSH, I'd jump a guy wearing one of these... Well, if he was wearing a Boba Fett hat at least... mmm <3
  • Mia
    You do realise that women wear baseball caps and enjoy Star Wars too, right?
  • Linds
    What is this headline talking about? I'm a lady and I love these caps! I want the Boba Fett one for myself.
  • anon
    "sci-fi fans = virgins" is so over with, its the goddamn nerd/geek renaissance and I'm sure we'll see plenty of thugs embracing their dark side with these hats
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