With names like Sarah “The Killa From Wazilla” Palin, Howard “On You Like The Clap” Dean, and Hillary “The Crusher” Clinton, these presidential and vice presidential Christmas tree ornaments from Knoxville, Tennessee-based Etsy seller, YeeHaw, promote the political throw down we’ve all been waiting for.

Click on through to discover each politician’s hilarious wrestling alias; as well as to see detailed photos, and learn about purchasing information.

Prez. Series: John ‘The Maniac’ McCain, Barack ‘President of the Squared Circle’ Obama, James ‘The Crippler’ Carville, Vladimir ‘Pootie Tang’ Putin, Dick ‘The Heart Attack Kid’ Cheney, Hank ‘The Puppet Master’ Kissinger, Bill ‘The Postman’ Clinton, George Bush aka ‘El Douche’, Mitt ‘The Shit’ Romney, Hugo ‘Mr. Social’ Chavez, Al ‘The Hanging Chad’ Gore, Condi ‘Anacondaleeza’ Rice, and Ralph ‘The Spoiler’ Nader.

VP Series: Elliot “The Go-Go Gorilla” Spitzer, Joe ‘Mr. Foot in the Mouth’ Biden, John “The Nature Boy” Edwards, Scooter “Pardon Me, Baby” Libby, Karl “The Evil Genius” Rove, Ann “Queen of Mean” Coulter, Dennis “The Man from Uranus” Kucinich, Mike “The Mangler” Dukakis, Fred “The Butcher” Thompson, Paris “Party Girl” Hilton, John “Mister Wonderful” Kerry, Denny “Mister Excitement” Hastert, Larry “Twinkle Toes” Craig, and Jimmy “The Georgia Cyclone” Carter.

Each bundle consists of 15 ornaments, costs $30.00 a piece, and is one-of-a-kind. Buy the Prez. Series here and the VP series here.

The “Main Event” ornaments of Barack Obama vs. John McCain and Sarah Palin vs. Joe Biden measure 9″ tall, while the secondary characters are approximately 4″ tall. They’re all letter-pressed on recycled paper.

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